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lookathernails:

I made a tutorial for all of you on how to do these gemstone/rupee nails! The concept was originally inspired by a wood block painting tutorial done by Fabric Paper Glue, but I just loved the illusion and look of it so much that I wanted to adapt it to nail art!
This tutorial requires only three colors: Your basic color, black, and white. You will be mixing these colors to create the 6 shades needed to complete the look. In the top right corner, you can see that I’ve illustrated a sort of “paint by number”. The number 3 shade is the color right out of the bottle. The number 1 shade has the most white mixed in (I used about 3 globs of white polish), and your number 6 shade has the most black (I used two small globs of black polish). Be careful when you first mix in your black polish - black can be very overpowering and will make the color very dark very fast! Remember: you can always add more as needed!

Step 1: paint your entire nail with your #3 shade. Allow polish to dry completely (that is super important! if you don’t allow it to be completely dried, you will get yucky marks from the tape later on)Step 2: take two pieces of striping tape and line two parallel areas running longways on either side of your nail. These two areas should be more narrow than the center area.Step 3: fill in the left area with your #1 shade (lightest), and the right area with your #6 shade (darkest). It’s okay if its a little messy - that’s why you have the tape! Allow polish to dry completely before pealing up the tape.Step 4: take two more pieces of striping tape and tape off two more parallel areas, this time running shortways.Step 5: fill in both areas with your #4 shade (just slightly darker than the base). Try not to paint over the areas you created in Step 3. If it’s a little messy, that’s okay, but I would recommend trying not to paint to the outside edges of the nail. This will help later when you are painting your corners. Again, wait for the polish to dry completely before removing the tape.Step 6: Taking your #2 shade (just slightly lighter than your base), create a trapezoid shape at the top and bottom corner on the left side. This part can get a little tricky to figure out the angle that your lines should go. It helps to remember that each shape you are creating on the nail will be a trapezoid (i.e. bigger on the outside edge and smaller on the inside edge).Step 7: repeat Step 6 using your #5 shade on the right side of the nail. Finish off with topcoat and your gems are ready!
Let me know if you have any questions about these nails! I can’t wait to see your nails when you try them!

lovetoflyanditshows:

Famous Viners?

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(via yukirakimberly)

bellecosby:

futureblackpolitician:

lovelykeba:

teddybearjones:

yugidoe:

ibadbitch:

thepoeticrebel:

zaddylonglegz:

whosrocky:

indiwizrd:

deeper-relevance:

bay-water-fresh:

remember them days

Never forget

oh yeah.

the only person freakin out is the white guy lmao. the black folks chillin. haha. hilarious.

Crucial days

Lmao xD

lmfaooo^^^

THAT is character building. Young nigga will remember this for the rest of his life… The fuck did just a time out ever do for you?

Childhood in one gif

Memories!!! Lls

good times yo

white guy is seriously like “am i seriously the only one who sees this”
holybolognajabronies:

peaceshine3:

Did you know that George Washington Carver, the master scientist, was physically castrated at a very young ageby his White plantation owners?Back male slaves that were assigned to work in their master’s house were often castrated. Although it was the white slave owner that were raping their black slaves (males, females and children ) they —with an absurd degree of hypocrisy —believed that black males were sexual deviant that could not control their sexual urges.The slave owners therefor believe that such castration of innocent Black boys was necessary to protect their daughters and wife from their slaves. The fact that Carver was castrated at an early age explains why his voice tone was so high. Carver voice tone was so high because his male hormones were never able to kick in. Male hormones (depending on the person) usually kick in between the ages of 9-16 years old. That is a wide range of years. After the male hormones kick in, it causes your voice to naturally become deeper with more of a base tone.A person castrated before puberty almost never displays any secondary sexual characteristics.This is also the reason why George Washington Carver never had any children. I am sure that the physical castration may also be the reason why Carver never married. Physical castration means that you cannot have sexual relations with anyone. There is not even an urge or desire to have sexual relationships after castration. Black people we have been given a revamped “whitewashed” version of history. A version that make whites appear less historically inhumane by hiding the true brutality of how they have treated we blacks throughout history. Black people conduct your own research and learn our true history.

Better believe white ppl are lucky Black ppl believe in Jesus and Santa Claus…
destroyer:


Jasmine | Illustration By: destroyer

oops I did a thing.

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

burythecastlex I feel like it’s us talking

(via shantrinas)

crystalsiasella:
tsarabella:

swimmiesofdoom:

israel bombed gaza’s zoo today.  no, hamas wasn’t there.
israel has bombed hospitals.  no, hamas wasn’t there.
israel has bombed schools.  no, hamas wasn’t there.
israel has bombed apartments, homes, and the streets.  israel has bombed the beaches.  israel has put out snipers to shoot at fleeing women and children and men.
israel is an apartheid state.
hamas doesn’t exist in a vaccuum. israel created hamas.  without israeli oppression and occupation and apartheid, there would be no hamas.
wonder woman wouldn’t stand for any of this shit.  you are not right, gal gadot, and israel.  you are not right, and you will not overcome.  you will never overcome.


#NotMyWonderWoman

shauneezy:

stxxz:

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is “act natural, you’re innocent”.

Black people probs

(Source: whyallcaps, via fattielovesfashion)

qwopisinthemailbox:

pillowbedhead:

sailormoonlife:

So…everyone knows anime body proportions are idealized and kind of insane.  But then I find this woman online. This amazing human with HER ANIME LEGS! SUPER LONG SKINNY ANIME LEGS! WHAT?! HOW??   
So I even found a picture of venus online to compare.  And like, now I’m going to take my stubby short legs over there to that sad corner. 

holy shit her legs are practically canon

hER LEGS ARE PEFECT AND HER COSTUME IS SO WELL MADE I WISH TO HUG YOU LADY